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Archive for June 10th, 2012

Jewels isnt very good with electrical objects , like the electric knife she put the blades in lol

Jewels got this from the medicine cupboard and asked

“Can i borrow this torch please”

after i stopped laughing i told her its a foot odour spray lol

This is Jewels’ come DIE with me night – the compilation, have a look and have a laugh

Come DIE with me – Jewels style

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED – THIS CONTAINS VERY BAD COOKING BUT NO ONE DIED AFTER EATING

has asked jewels to follow me to garage to pick me up

I’m sat here waiting cus I thought I’d lost her then get a call from her ….

Shes only followed the wrong bloody car and gone the wrong way lol

Quote of the year by jewels dad, eddie , while I was taking his picture he said

“aaaayyy cheeky, I can see you taking our picture upside down ” lol eddie mate how can you take a picture upside down lol …… Classic

Another jewels comment that will go down in history ……

“so where are irish from ??”

Boys have just asked jewels for some hot chocolate, then adam comes in and says

“this hot chocolate is horrible it tastes like water”

jewels says to me how many spoons do I put in?

I said about 3 to 4 , she then looks worried and said shes only put 1 level teaspoon in

Jewels has just said to Lexi (whos 19 months old)

” Eat properly your acting like a 2 year old” lol

This is how the conversation with Jewels went when i first met her

Me ” Do you know what food English eat mostly?”

Jewels “fish and chips”

Me “Do you know what food Italians mostly eat?”

Jewels “Pasta”

Me ” Do you know what food americans mostly eat?”

Jewels “McDonalds”

Ive just asked Jewels who Einstein is?

Her reply

“Is he the man who shot the apple of someones head?”

I dont know where her mind wanders sometimes

i said to Ian do you know what monogamy is?
to which he replied isn’t it a color?
………….yep true story =/

Me : ” JEWELS THE DISHWASHERS LEAKING”

Jewels: “OMG why is that”

Me: “I dont know but its full of soap suds, its like a foam bath, have you put anything in it ???”

Jewels: “No , just dishwasher powder”

Me: “Well its bloody everywhere , i cant work it out , why is it so foamy??”

Jewels (very sheepish) “Errr i did put some FAIRY LIQUID in it to give the grill a bit of a better clean”

Me: “AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

Jewels question to me was

“Babe is this a cheese cutter?”

i replied

“…………………………………”

end of conversation