Archive for December, 2012
Jewels was telling me about when she had her driving lessons when she was 18, it went like this
After she finished her first lesson she pulled up and the instructor told her to LEAVE THE ENGINE RUNNING AND PUT THE HAND BRAKE ON.
After a chat about the workings of a car the instructor asked her what the red light on the dashboard meant!
The reply was
“Have we run out of petrol???”
Jewels woke up a couple of weeks ago with a case of bells palsy (OK now)
Last week she woke up with a bad leg and needed pain killers
She told me she thinks she knows why shes waking up like this
This is awesome…
Her answer is “I think ive been abducted by aliens and they have done experiments on me”
lol , darling if they took you they would give earth a wide birth from now on lol