Archive for October, 2013
I was looking at a star last night intrigued which star it was so i was looking on my star app, when guess who pipes up
what you doing babe
Me – im just trying to identify that star
Jewels……”which one, that one in the distance?”
lol “the one in the distance” lol, nothing gets further away that’s still in view than a star lol … another classic by my jewels
Playing Tiger Woods golf with Jewels and the one liner comes out
“That’s a right shot, right on the freeway”
Thinks Jewels thinks she’s playing on an American Road lol
Was talking to a friend this morning and he let on he was doing some DIY, he was using polyfiller but made it a bit watery.
Then his brain starts going in overdrive to make it thicker.
After a bit of thought he decided to use…SMASH
Lol bloody potato smash.
Not only is Jewels a nutter but Craig is too.